"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"
YOUR CHILD IS 2
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
Awwmond cookies. [x]
Oh my GAAAAAAAWD!!! Cuteness overload!!!!
holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck