when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
I want to have sex with someone I actually care about and then snuggle them and wake up to their cute face
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.